Unless you want to get hit with a sexual assault charge, this isn’t something you can just go up to people and do. So I’m sorry, this isn’t one of those “you can tell from a distance” things.
You need to actually get all up in the boobies to see whether or not they are real or fake. Which now that I’m thinking about it, kind of makes the test quite impossible to do… unless you’re close friends with the girl. But if you’re that, then wouldn’t she just tell you anyway?
Okay, enough, I’m ruining the coolness of this. So basically you hold a cellphone to the side of each boob, cut off all the lights in the room, and if the boobs glow… they’re FAKE! Cool, right? A pair of real ones don’t light up at all (as shown in the video).
Click HERE to check it out. Oh, and there are no boobs actually shown in the video… like, no nudity, but still… probably not a video you should be watching while at work. Or while your wife is sitting on the other side of the couch with you.
—Mike Adam/92.3 AMP Radio