Haley is 19 years old and she thinks she’s pregnant with the baby Jesus.
First off, with shows like these, I’m always questioning whether or not the people are legit or actors. Because seriously, some of these stories just seem to be waaay too far-fetched (like this one). But Haley is saying she knows she is pregnant even though pregnancy tests haven’t shown positive results and doctors have straight up told her she isn’t.
Girl, we all gain a little bit of weight sometimes. Matter of fact, I’m about to have a little “baby Jesus” in my belly too after the holidays. No one wants to admit that they’ve put on the pounds, but Haley’s denial is like on a whole new level. Immaculate conception didn’t put that baby bump there; those Halloween full-size candy bars did.
—Mike Adam/92.3 AMP Radio